04.20 Music & Love

Hello my faithful two readers.  It's great to have join me again for rantings and ramblings from yours truly.  I know seem to jump all over the place with my blog and I guess that is because I have a lot to say about many things that interest me.  I like movies, celebrities, men, music, television, travel, and so on.  This week I want to focus on music and my endless desire to find close intimate love.  Open a bottle of Merlot, pour yourself a glass (or three) and let's begin.

I am the type of guy that can fall in love very easily.  I trust people sometimes too quick.  I give them my heart because of a gut feeling I have.  Most of the time I do not regret it.  However, every now and then I do or I don't trust my gut and either give it to the wrong person or don't give it at all and miss the opportunity.

I also suffer from a very small confidence level.  I hate rejection and because I can't handle it I end up rejecting myself without giving the other person a chance to accept me.  I guess this is defense mechanism, but it really only succeeds in making sure I will be alone and single.

I know a lot of people are like what is wrong with being single.  I guess there is nothing wrong with it.  I'm just tired of coming home to an empty apartment.  I wish someone was here to have dinner together, to lie in bed a watch a scary movie together or just talk.  Which leads to me to my first song of the blog?

All By Myself - Celine Dion



I have fallen in love many times.  I really only had one relationship that ever flourished into anything of some value.  His name was Kenny and I met him Florida.  It was the first time in my life that I had ever seen someone and fell in love in a glance.  It was very odd for me because I had had crushes on classmates and friends and the occasional tryst, but I had never felt my heart stop as it did when I first met him.

He was this rocker looking guy from Brooklyn.  He was a definite bad boy.  He had a horrible childhood and parents.  He had a horrible misunderstood life with a mean ex-wife, ungrateful kids, prison history, medical issues and recovering drug addict.  Everything he was was everything I wasn't.  He needed love and tenderness.  I thought I could give it to him.

I found out after close to seven years that apparently he didn't want any of that from me.  He left me for red headed stripper he met on the Internet.  I was devastated.  I was embarrassed.  I was starting to make a big deal with my family that this was my life partner and he should be welcomed to family events and then he ups and leaves me for Candy Dandy the Stripper.  Almost the exact time the next song came out and it was my mantra.

Strong Enough - Cher

After Kenny, I went quite a while without having anyone really too mention.  I was in and out of love/lust.  Things could have progressed with several men but because of my baggage or their baggage it did not happen.  However two men come to mind that got away for different reasons.  They were both friends and at one time I knew them when they were single, but they both found partners.  I could either become the other person or not.  I choose not to do disrespect myself or them by walking or attempting to walk that path.

One was another rocker with long hair, smooth skin and a beautiful smile which I will call Jake.  The other was a fun, friendly, masculine guy named Wayne.  Both names of course are made up.  Wayne was my best friend and Jake was an occasional lover.  I wanted more from both of them, but they are either were unable or unwilling to give me the love I so desired.

Even though it hurt, I guess it was best that neither of them gave what I needed, because if they had my life would be different.  Would I have continued to the job and career I currently have?  Would I be living in Costa Rica and traveling Central America?  However, I still think if them fondly which brings me to my next song.

I Hate Myself For Loving You

I've moved to Costa Rica in July of this year.  I have been currently on this attempt to change my life.  I'm losing weight for health reasons.  I'm traveling because I've always wanted to do it.  I've changed my outlook at life and seriously have been happier than I ever have been before.  I want to share this with someone.  I decided to seriously search and look for a partner.  My thinking was maybe the men from the U.S. were my problem.

I signed up with six different dating applications and posted my profile.  I got a ton of replies at first and I thought I had really hit the mother load.  I met a few of them and quickly realized they were no different then the losers I had encountered in the U.S.  They were either young and looking for someone to pay their way through life or they were just really odd and into to things I wouldn't have my worst enemy do or they were just interested in sex and nothing more.

I am currently trying to get to know three different guys.  Will some of them read this blog?  Yes, they probably will.  I'm not that concerned because we have never had a discussion about being exclusive and I barely see any of them.  They are all younger than I am which is a bonus for me in my forties.  It strengthens my confidence and strokes my ego. See gay men and straight men think the same way.  We get middle aged and we want someone younger.

Two are very much younger and their names are Andrew and Owen.  Andrew is very immature but shares similar interests with me.  However, he is very much in the closet and his family is very religious.  I feel sorry for him because he has to hide himself and I know how that is and I enjoy being around him because we have fun.  The other young one is more mature but shares almost no interests me and loves to push my
buttons.  I enjoy going places with him because for the most part he enjoys being a tourist with me.  However, oddly enough neither young man shows passion in a relationship with me.  It is more like friends. Which leads us to our next song.

Whenever I Call You Friend - Kenny Loggins & Stevie Nicks

The last guy (Jonathan), I recently met and it was almost perfect.  He was closer to my age but still younger. We had similar interest and he wanted a relationship.  He was also passionate about being with me and getting to know me. We talked over the phone and text several times.  We finally met and I fell in love.  I tried not to fall in love.  I really tried to harness my emotions.  However, he was Cancer and I am Scorpio.  I had no choice but fall hopelessly in love.  I was either like a middle school girl or a lesbian because I was ready to pick out china patterns.

We've chatted since that time, but have not seen each other since.  I held off on texting him too early after our first official date, because I didn't want to seem to desperate.  It took him a day to respond.  I stated I wanted to see him again and have gotten no response.  I don't know what happened.  Maybe I am reading too much into it.  Maybe I am trying to move to fast.  Maybe I misread the signals.  Maybe he was just telling me what I wanted to hear.  The horrible thing about Jonathan is that he is the most passionate made I have met here in Costa Rica.  He made me feel wanted, needed, appreciated and desired.  Something no one else has accomplished yet.  Even though I want it to continue, I must face reality that it probably won't continue with him and if it does, I'm not sure it will be the eventual marriage that I am looking to have. This leads me to my two favorite songs at the moment.

Say Something

Stay With Me - Sam Smith

There's the look into my life and what I am thinking about tonight.  Am I destined to be alone with just one night stands in my future?  Can I build a life with someone who shows no passion?  Do I run them off?  Am I too picky?  What am I doing wrong?  The good thing about being a Scorpio is that we love to analyze ourselves and the people in our life.  The bad thing about being a Scorpio is that we tend to over analyze to the point where we stunt our relationships or growth.  Oh well, no matter the outcome of my soul searching.  I will continue to search for the guy to share all the wonders and adventures that are in my future.

Alright gang until next time.  May your bartender be hot and heavy handed when pouring your drink.

Inquiring Minds, Need for Speed and Coming Out Fatigue

Hello Everyone....Sorry I didn't post a new blog last week, but I was having some technical difficulties which hampered by ability to post.  However, I am back and I have some things to discuss.  Let's cuss and discuss now.

I'm just thinking out loud.  I recently made a trip back home to Kansas City to visit family and friends.  I tried to carve out some time for some to see some friends, but it didn't happen. I don't know if I dropped the ball or they dropped the ball, but I t was quite interesting to me.  Just to see how rapidly life continues on.

I've been on my new journey in Costa Rica now for 8 months now.  Thanks to social media, I've been able to keep up with everyone.  Social Media like Twitter, Facebook, Pinterest and so on have been great for allowing me to feel still connected to the people I adore and not feel homesick, which could happen when you are so far removed. I think it may have hampered my reunion with certain people when I visit.

Years ago, a friend would come into town after being gone for a while and everyone would rally around that friend to find out the details of their life since they last saw each other.  However, because of social media, we already know all the details, especially if you are like me and post everything either on Twitter, Facebook or a blog.  It leaves very little to discuss and lessens the desire to see each other.

I guess it does free up unnecessary conversation so you can concentrate on doing fun things with these individuals.  It also means you have to work harder at that relationship.  I may be reading too much into this and, because I have been back almost three times in those eight months, I may not have been gone long enough to let the grow fonder.



There are several Entertainment news shows out there in boob tube world.  I've talked about a few of the hosts and, if you have read earlier blogs, you know I am not a fan of too many of them.  Since I do love news about entertainment, I do watch some of them.  However, they drive me insane at the same time.  I know I'm in a vicious circle.  I am going to play good thing and bad thing about these shows.  Then I will give my opinion on Entertainment Tonight, E News, Access Hollywood and OMG.

1. Good Thing - They keep us up to date on television shows and movies.  Are they going to be cancelled?  What's Matt Damon's next film?  When does that new Avengers movie come out?

2. Bad Thing - They keep us up to date on celebrities personal lives.  I don't care about who they are marrying or divorcing or have in their bed.  I wouldn't be so disgusted by certain individuals if the media and paparazzi would keep some items private.  Maybe some celebrities wouldn't fallen so far off their game if the entertainment news media would have let them deal with their issues instead of giving them attention for their bad behavior.

3. Good Thing - They occasionally tell us stories about amazing individuals who may not be celebrity status but deserve the spotlight for their 15 minutes of fame.

4. Bad Thing - They keep that spotlight on some individuals too long  and create media whores because they have no talent to keep people interested and/or fund their new famous lifestyle.  You can basically name any E reality star, any person who has been on Real World, any of the Housewives of whatever county or state, so on and so forth.  Very little of these people have any entertainment talent or value.  The only reason we watch these shows is too make us feel better that our lives isn't as messed up as there lives.  That is not a reason to keep these people in the spotlight.

5. Good Thing - They keep us up to date with the tragedies in Entertainment world.  I mean the tragic deaths.  When a celebrity dies, their fan base wishes to have that knowledge so they can mourn the loss of their beloved star.

6. Bad Thing - They speculate about celebrity behavior and deaths without having facts.  They give their personal beliefs in relaying the news and spin it so they can get a reaction.  Plus the phrase "They have us talking about it', is not a good thing and doesn't mean the behavior, outfit, movie, and so on is a good or helpful for their career.

Now for a the ratings:

They get and F.  They are annoying.

The entire cast of OMG Insider should be canned, especially Michael Yo and Kevin Frazier, who both seem like they haven't a clue what they are doing and constantly make excuses for the talentless because they are apart of the group.

Access Hollywood is just plain drivel and is Fox News of the Entertainment World.  They report on their feelings and beliefs, not the story.  Billy Bush is the head of this serpent and needs to be cut off.  If that happens, the body will follow.

Entertainment Tonight is past its prime and needs to be cancelled.  It was good twenty years ago, but now it is hanging on by thread and that thread is Nancy O'Dell, which would give it a D, but then they brought Rob Marciano which brings it back to an F.

E News, finally, stopped giving airtime to the owner of the network, Ryan Seacrest.  I guess he decided the world didn't need to see him every night.  Now if we could get him to stop making reality shows that would be even better, but I digress.  Actually, they would have gotten a C because Guiliana Rancic and Terrence Jenkins.  They both give their spin on stuff which is true, but they are at least watchable.  However, they get an F as well because of the rest of the brainless so called reporters they have.  They even replaced Ryan Seacrest with his little sister, Jason Kennedy, who is just has annoying, vapid and self obsesses his big sister. Speaking of vapid, can someone explain the value of Catt Sadler in her role for E News?

The civilized world is finally understanding that equality means the same benefits, privileges and opportunities for everyone.  It is a thrilling time to be alive.  We are seeing equality in the area of marriage.  I never thought I would see it in my life time.  It is getting so prominent now that I am even thinking that marriage is an absolute possibility for me.  I just can't wait for all the wedding gifts.  I want matching china and real silverware.  I want fifteen blenders.  I want it all.  I want a bachelor party with drinks and strippers.  I want a nice tasteful wedding in "My colors are blush and bashful. I have chosen two shades of pink, one is much deeper than the other".  I want a reception with amazing food, a great bar and an awesome DJ playing music from the 70's to today.


Here is the latest in the news of marriage equality.

Oregon recognizes same sex marriages performed in other jurisdictions.
Limited recognition for same sex marriages performed in other jurisdictions has been granted in Missouri, Ohio and Colorado.

US District courts in Utah, Oklahoma, Virginia, Texas and Michigan have declared state constitutional amendments banning same sex marriage to be unconstitutional, but they are in the appeals process  as we speak.

In the US, marriage equality exists in California, Connecticut, Delaware, District of Columbia, Hawaii, Illinois (by June 2014),  Iowa, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Minnesota, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, Rhode Island, Vermont and Washington

You can also have a destination wedding if you so desire in England, Wales, Scotland, Sweden, Spain, South Africa, Portugal, Belgium, Brazil, Argentina, Canada, France, Iceland, Norway, Mexico City, New Zealand Proper and Netherlands Proper.

I am one of the many people who got to see this wonderful action packed film.  I am also one of the many people who loved playing the game.  I used to love playing racing video games Need for Speed and Midnight Club.  

1st, the action driving sequences were fantastic and were not filmed just for kicks and to get the audience pumped up.  The sequences had meaning and were apart of the story.

2nd, the acting was brilliant.  Aaron Paul was brooding and cool.  Dominic Cooper was slimy and manipulative.  The supporting cast of Imogen Potts, Rami Masek, Ramon Rodrgiuez, Scott Mescudi and Harrison Gilbertson were funny, exciting and seemed like they all fit together.

3rd, the storyline was actually really good.  It was predictable, but it was well written and well performed so it really didn't matter.

It is a great fun film filled with action.  I recommend everyone to see it.

Finally I am going to end with my opinion on a matter and then a question, that truly deserves an answer.

1st, I have been reading all over social media where individuals are tired of having news outlets report on celebrities who "come out of the closet".  I'm not sure of the reason that all news outlets have to glom on to the bit and won't let it go.  However, most people are tired of the initial reporting of it and type messages like "I can't wait until things of this nature are not newsworthy anymore".

Unfortunately, you will probably not see it in your life time.  Any time a bit of news will shock someone or get a reaction out of viewers, the news programs will report it.  As long as we sects of people who vehemently preach, teach and practice intolerance and hatred, these bits will still get a reaction from viewers. Until equality exists in all sections of life (including marriage) and in all professions (including sports), celebrities coming out are important.

As a gay child which I was, I had no one to look up to or to emulate.  I knew I was different from my dad and my brothers.  I knew I was more like my mother, but I couldn't be because I had the parts of my father and brothers.  It was very confusing for me and, because of it, I buried myself in world of denial and self-loathing.  I had no role model in my community, television, film or sports.  My only reference to gay man was Jack Tripper from "Three's Company" and he was a man living a lie as a gay man, so he wouldn't get thrown out of the apartment that he shared with two single girls.  I was the opposite.  I was a gay child living a lie so I wouldn't lose my life.

Would life have been different for me if I had a role model?  I don't know, but it sure seems like it is getting better and better the more and more of us throw open those doors and say we are tired of living in the shadows and we are ready to be role models to tomorrows LGBT communities.  So I am sorry people, yes, there will be more people throwing back the curtain like the bravery of Michael Sam from Mizzou or Tom Daley, the diver from Great Britain, or Ellen Page, the amazing young actress, or Wade Davis, who's working on putting an end to homophobia in the NFL, and so on and so forth.

The only way I can really say that this might stop is if you starting throwing us coming out parties like a debutante ball, sweet sixteen or quinceanera.   Who doesn't want to be celebrated, have a party or get presents?  Don't try to cheat us by saying Gay Pride is our party.  We each want an individual one.  However, if we start doing those celebrations, can I have one that I should have had 29 years ago?  I prefer cash as a gift please and prorated if at all possible (my mother is exempt from getting me a gift).

Now my question is, does age difference really matter?  What is socially acceptable?  Does it matter what society thinks?  People look at Hugh Hefner and some think he's awesome because he's marrying these twenty year old women when he is 87.  Is that creepy, gross, cool or awesome?

 Aaron Taylor-Johnson of Kick Ass 2 is married to woman 23 years older than him.  Michael Douglas is 25 years older than Catherine Zeta Jones.  Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had 16 years separating them.  Brian Austin Green of 90210 and Megan Fox are 18 years apart.  Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart have a 22 years difference. Julianne Moore has an 11 years age difference with her younger hubby. Clint Eastwood and Dina Ruiz have 36 yrs separating them.  Mariah Carey is 12 years more mature than her hubby, Nick Cannon.  I guess if it is good for Han Solo, Mimi and Dirty Harry, it should be okay with everyone else.


Until next time, May all your drinks be top shelf and heavily poured.

Divas, Divas, Divas and some Beefcake

 

 

 

Hello all my wonderful readers.  It is a beautiful day.  I get a wonderful view of the surrounding mountains and I have my morning screwdriver so it’s time to cuss and discuss. 

 

 

Diva is a word like so many that gets used way too much.  I just read an editorial article on the subject at http://edition.cnn.com/2013/10/10/opinion/granderson-diva-kanye-miley/index.html?hpt=us_mid. I have to agree with this gentlemen.  Why is the word Diva applied to such people as Kim Kardashian, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift and so on and so forth?  Before you answer, I suggest you read the article.  I agree with the writer that true divas are only those that are so talented and rare that you put up with their personalities.

 

I believe we got away from the true form of Diva by two methods.  Like all things, mankind has to put everything in a category or box.  We can’t just say Diva and leave it at that.  I remember when I was kid there were Rock Divas and then later on Pop Divas.  We also just started equating some bad behaviors like demanding, bitchy, ungrateful etc… as Diva behavior.  We would tell people “Don’t be a Diva.” or “She’s a Diva.” because the person had those personality flaws.  When we should have been saying, “She thinks she’s a Diva” or “Don’t think you are a Diva.” or “Don’t be (whatever personality flaw they are showing)” 

 

The truest definition before we Americans got a hold of it and twisted it to fit what we wanted was a famous female lead singer of an opera.  We have sense added a second definition as a famous and successful woman who is very attractive and fashionable; especially : an attractive and successful female performer or celebrity. The second definition is what incorporates such low or no talent as the Kardashians, Real Housewife or wherever, R&B one hit wonders, Sports Players’ wives and so on and so forth.

 

We all know that I am a Reality Show fan, but this writer is correct.  They are far removed from Divas.  I know another word that is similar to Diva which is Prima Donna.  I suggest we allow Diva to mean a female performer that possesses rare and extraordinary talent and we have Prima Donna keep its second definition of a vain or undisciplined person who finds it difficult to work under direction or as part of a team. 

 

Wow that ended up longer than I expected….LOL

 

This brings me to Congress…You like the segue.  I am also going to include all the Facebook postings about this crap.  First has the world come to an end.  Did the United States stop functioning and now we are a different country?  Has your way of life changed?  Then we should learn not to buy into their terrorist politics about scaring the people into swaying opinion in their way so they can get more popular vote.

 

Yes, I agree Congress should not have shutdown the government.  It was an irresponsible thing for them to do.  If any of us behaved in such a behavior at our jobs, we would be fired.  If a business acted as they did, it would be closed.  It is as simple as that.  However, when election time comes around, we will put these same idiots in office.  So who do we blame?  An old saying says “Fool me once.  Shame on you.  Fool me twice.  Shame on me.”  We re-elect them because we believe in them.  For instance, John Boehner in no way represents me and I would never vote for the jerk, but he apparently is liked by his constituents because they re-elect him.

 

I don’t believe these people care what they are doing to the government.  If you don’t like a policy, you debate over that policy.  It isn’t time to debate over that policy when you could cause irreparable damage to your country.  You are not only threatening the economy by holding the government hostage because you don’t like a particular bill and in this case it is the Health Care Reform Act.  You are also making the US the laughingstock of the world and damaging our reputation just like they did when they tried to impeach President Clinton.  All they care about is that get what they want at any cost.

 

They need to come to an agreement over the budget and debt ceiling.  Get the government back functioning and then they can move on to debating different key points in the legislation they don’t like.  They can also debate on new legislation.

 

Now for those of you who don’t like the Health Care Reform Act.  I agree it isn’t the best in the world.  There are also some major things in it that need to change.  However, we need nationwide health care.  There is no way that any of our citizens should go without health care.  It is embarrassing and shameful that we have let it go this long. 

 I have many friends and family that work in the health care profession.  Some make really good make really good money at their profession.  They can also tell you that a lot of the expenses are over inflated because of those without health care insurance seeking treatment.  This in great part is due to the true villains in Health Care Reform.  This would be Insurance and Pharmaceutical companies.  They don’t want health care reform because it hits their bottom line very hard.

 

A lot of people buy into the politics around the above issues.  For example the viral postings of Congress shall not pass any law that doesn’t apply to them but applies to the American citizens.  This is not a law.  People have been posting this as a factual law on all over the place.  It is a proposed amendment to the constitution by a grassroots campaign.  It is a reaction to the idea that Congress doesn’t have to go by the Health Care Choices because the government has a really good health insurance program probably because the insurance companies give them a great deal for keeping them unregulated.  Can someone say kickback?  However, I have health insurance through my employer and I don’t have to go through the Health Care Reform Act to get my insurance unless I think I can get better coverage.  Does this make me a bad guy?

The other portions of the issue that brought around the Proposed 28^th Amendment is the idea members could retire with the same pay after only one term, that they didn't pay into Social Security, that they specifically exempted themselves from many of the laws they have passed (such as being exempt from any fear of prosecution for sexual harassment) while ordinary citizens must live under those laws.  I laugh at the sexual harassment statement because that is an outright lie just to infuriate the public.  How many congressmen, judges and president have we held accountable for their sexual actions and harassment?  Are you kidding me with this crap? 

 Everyone pays into Social Security.  They also pay into Federal Employees Retirement Program at a higher rate than most federal employees. Their retirement benefits depends on their age, years of service and plan coverage, which reminds me of most retirement packages I have seen from large companies.

 Now again, I don’t believe the Health Care Reform Act is completely finished.  I believe it has kinks to work out, but it is better than nothing.  I also do believe maybe a new Amendment is needed that directly affects the way Capitol Hill does business.  My personal belief is that the new Amendment should address outlawing Lobbyists all together, but I digress.  I also believe that Congress needs a swift kick in the ass.  I may hold Republicans; especially the Tea Party and Evangelical Republicans responsible for this mess, but the Democrats at times can be unreasonable as well.  It is all about compromise and what is good for the public as a “whole” which is the key word to all of this crap.

 

That was heavy and deep….I need another drink.  How about some fluff now? 

 I was amazed when people were posting that they had gotten Cher tickets.  I thought maybe they were all of sudden getting memorabilia because something had happened to Cher.  I looked it up and low and behold she’s on tour. That’s amazing and I am happy for everyone who is going to see her.  I saw her 1991 and the show was amazing.

However, I am concerned for my Cher.  She may look 40 something but she’s 67 and I don’t want anything to happen to her.  I hope she’s taking proper precautions.  I mean she spent an awful a lot of money on that face and body to damage it doing a tour.  Everyone as you are enjoying her show which I know you will, please watch out for our national treasure and make sure she doesn’t bust a hip or throw a heel.  I’m not quite sure which would be worse.

 

 

To round out the blog, here is today's beefcake pics are a few of the men from “Lost” one of my favorite shows.

 

 

 

Until next time, May all your drinks be mixed well and heavily poured.

 





October 5th

 

 

 

 

Hello all my readers and friends.  I think I may have four of you now.  I think it’s wonderful.  I am blessed to have you. Let us begin our wonderful journey.

 

 

I have been asked many time on why did you uproot your life to move to Costa Rica for a job.  However, I didn’t move to Costa Rica for a job.  I had a job in Kansas with the company that currently employs me.  I moved to Costa Rica because I get to live in Costa Rica.

It is an experience that not many get to have.  I get to live in a different culture.  I get to meet new people.  I get to push my brain to learn new words.  I am getting more exercise than I ever got before and it is natural exercise because I walk everywhere.  I have to walk to work, grocery store and most places I want to visit. 

All of this exercise has made me less big which should make my doctor happy.  It has relieved pressure off my legs and knees which had building with each pound I gained.  My clothes fit better instead of my girth pushing out every seam to its limit. 

I am also new meat again at the age of 43.  I have met more men and been on more dates since moving to Costa Rica then I ever had in Kansas City.  I know that I will find my partner here in this beautiful country.

I didn’t move for a job.  That is silly.  I moved to do what I think every human on this planet is put here to do and that is to live life to its fullest.  Life is great!!!!

 

 

 

As most of you know, I am always on the search for my next and hopefully lifelong boyfriend, the man that I can call my partner and introduce to my son and my mother and the man that I can marry in front of family and friends.  So far, this man is allusive to me.  I know he is out there so I keep trying to make myself available.

Since moving to Costa Rica, I have joined Scruff, Grindr, XXL and many other dating applications.  No more can you go to clubs, your local LGBT community center, join an activist group or a men’s choir in hopes to find a man.  Everyone is plugged in and turned on.  They are trolling these sights for their man.

When filling out the profile, it asks what kind of relationship you want.  Do you want friends? Do you just want chat?  Are you looking for marriage or a just a swinging from the chandelier night of fun?  You can also choose all of them or variations of multiples.  I always choose dates, friends and long term relationship. 

It has come to my attention that no one reads the profile.  Men being visual and barbaric.  Just look at the pictures and when they find out they like, they jump up and down pounding their chest screaming “Me Like”.   I know this for a fact because I sprang a knee doing it. 

We immediately message this individual or send them a wink or a woof or whatever to get their attention.  I normally tell them that I liked their profile and I point something out in it so they can see I read it and didn’t just drool over their picture.  I always get a one word response like “Thanks” and I realize the person is not interested and move on.  This doesn’t annoy me.  I know they are trying to be nice to not hurt my feelings by not saying “Thanks and if you think you have chance with me, you are dumber than you look.”, which I have gotten before.

The types of responses I don’t like from these dating sites are rude ones.  I will give you some true life examples.  “You’re too big”, “Really?”, “ROFLMAO”, “Are you anyone’s type?”, “Not if you were the last species on Earth.”  A simple “Thanks” and no further contact would have sufficed.

The other thing that annoys me is when a guy tells me what he wants me to do to him or what he wants to do to me, in his opening greeting.  I will again give you some real life examples.  “Wanna Fuck”, Want to Suck You Off”, “I wanna tap your ass.”, “I could sop you up with a biscuit.” and my personal favorite, “ I want you to sit on my face with all of your weight.”

Of course, when I tell the above individuals, I am not into casual sex.  I get a barrage of hate responses.  Here’s some more examples.  “You think you can do better.”, “This site is just for casual sex.  Find a boyfriend elsewhere loser.”, “Relationships are lame.”, “Being gay is all about the casual sex.”  My response to them is that they are lame.

I don’t expect everyone to like me.  I don’t expect to like everyone because I really don’t unless I have had a lot to drink.  I do expect some respect.  I do expect some decency amongst fellow brethren.  I do expect some sense of self-worth more than just my dick size, what my ass or mouth can do and what position I am in bed.  My brethren really need to check their standards and priorities.  I have mine and theses douche bags don’t live up to them.

 

 

 

That’s pretty much all I got this week.  Until next time, May all your drinks be mixed well and heavily poured.





 

The Big Gay Jay Award Show



This week I have been inspired by the Emmy awards.   So I have decided to give out my own awards.  The Big Gay Jay Awards will soon have a broadcast that will contend with the Emmy’s.  Networks will clamor to televise it, but until then I will hand out the Golden Wine Glass to the Winners.  I do mean winners because this isn’t those other pansy awards where we say “the award goes to”.  We will say probably “The Winner Is”.

 

 

1^st Category is the “Biggest Entertainment News Douchebag”.  The nominees are….

 

Ryan Seacrest – the Alien from the distant planet of Uranus that plans to drain the intelligence from the human race.  He has shoved his opinions and radio personality down our throats for years.  Now thanks to megalomaniac Simon Cowell who placed him in power thinking he could control him, Ryan has brought us the joys of the Kardashians and their demon she-devil Kris Jenner, the boring drill a hole in my hand Jonas Reality show and the equally mind numbing Wanted Life with Whiney Siva.  If that wasn’t enough, he thinks he’s Barbara Walters having hour long shows with the above group of buffoons and even Selena Gomez, who is under his mind control powers.  I’m just saying watch out world because soon we will be overran by intergalactic slugs from Uranus and Bruce Jenner will be the puppet Czar of Earth.  It could happen.

 

Harry Levin – really do I need anything to convince you how slimy this goon is.  He has crawled from the underbelly of the legal system to raise hell on the planet.  How he went from crowd reporter of the People’s Court to having his own show is beyond me, especially when his smile is creepy like "Stranger Danger" creepy.  The shows journalistic relevance is asking stupid questions to people who could care less about them or people we could care less about.  When you have to explain to your audience who a celebrity is, they are not a celebrity.  The whole group are working on one brain cell which they share on alternate days.  However, Harry is their leader and I’m sure their supplier.  They all look high as a kite, hungry and tired.

 

Michael Yo- Speaking of an alien, the OMG Insider (what a horrible teen based name for a show) correspondent, Michael Yo, is from the inner workings of a far distant nebula.  We don’t have to worry too much from this guy because we will soon run him out of town like his home planet chased him out of their system.  His claim to fame was being a contestant on Fear Factor, one of the biggest waste of television ever produced.  He then says he’s a comedian and must have something on Chelsea Handler, because she keeps on booking this asshat.  Then somehow he weaseled his way on to this entertainment news (laugh) show.  He’s about as funny as genocide and the only way to make your viewing more pleasurable when he is on is to turn the channel.

 

Billy Bush – This seemingly all-American twit tries his damnedest to be like his alien crush, Ryan Seacrest.  Ryan may be an alien, but Billy is just plain ignorant.  He overdramatizes everything.  He would report that the sky is blue, but believes the clouds are angry with the sky because they are upstaging the sky.  He’s a complete baboon thinks he’s smart and talented.  I know you would think he’s related to the Amazonian Kardashian clan, but he’s not.  He’s related to those simple Bush folk from Texas.  Can you really come back from that?  Seriously, he's just taking up space that could be filled by someone else who may have some talent that needs some work and definitely someone who is not related to Former President George W, "I'm a liar" Bush. 

 

 

 

 

And the Winner is…….Billy Bush.   Any person with a twinge of Bush Blood should be yanked from public view.  President Daddy Bush was great, but President Son Bush ruined the whole family blood line.  Too bad Billy, you are the weakest link….Goodbye

 

 

 

Our next award is for the “Gone Not Soon Enough” award.  This goes to the show that cancelled way too early and the networks should be ashamed of themselves.  The nominees are…..

 

 

Don’t Trust the B in Apartment 23 – This shows was ruined by James Van Der Beek.  They should have gone with someone who had a little more talent, which would be about anyone.  Plus replaced the writers with some people who understood humor.

The Glass House – one of the worst reality shows of all time.  It was a huge rip-off of Big Brother and no one could see it…Oh yeah they did because the ratings were horrible and ABC was sued by CBS.

Happily Divorced – Fran Drescher….how we put up with that whiny annoying voice for all of the seasons of the Nanny is beyond me.  I can’t even watch reruns of it.  Fran get rid of the voice and rework your talent.  Have you tried Mime school?

Malibu Country – I am a huge fan of Reba McEntire. Lily Tomlin, Sara Rue and Jai Rodriguez.  Plus Justin Prentice who played Reba’s son was very cute.  However, it was too much like Reba, her original show.  I think Reba’s move should have been a weekly drama show or she can host all Country Award shows…like Neil Patrick Harris hosts all the Acting Award shows.

 

And the Winner is…..Happily Divorced.  Please can we take up a donation to send Fran Drescher to Mime School, so she can earn a living again.

 

Our next award is “Worst Talk Show”.  The last two years were the years of everyone to get their own talk show.  Some were dug up again and some were new faces to get their chance to take over the spots left by Oprah and Tyra’s absence.  The nominees are……

 

The Ricki Lake Show – Why they did this is beyond me?  We are beyond the doorbell and surprise guests.  Right?  I mean we all know that the people on Jerry Springer fake their own situations so they can get their 15 minutes of shame and I am sure they did the same on all of those shows like Ricki’s original show.  She can’t come back and try to make us take her serious.  She should have gone on a panel show like take over the spot of one the fallen from the View.

The Jeff Probst Show – Seemed like a good idea, his show Survivor is watched by millions and there is an endless list of f-rated reality celebrities to prance through.  What should have happened was to keep Lisa Welchel with Jeff Probst and they co host the show.  I think it would have gone better. 

The Kris Jenner Show- - Before I start, I have great love for Khloe Kardashian and I apologize for what I am about to say because if I ever get my own talk show, I want you to be my co-host.  Now that I am done sucking up.  The majority of America sees this woman as the biggest pimp in the world.  We all know she leaked Kim’s sex tape so she could further Kim’s career.  She dragged an unwilling Kourtney to expose her life on national television.  She causes more drama and seems to forget that she’s the mother of all those bratty kids.  Again, I must state Khloe is not a brat.  We all know that North (shaking my head) will soon be a YouTube sensation and managed by loving doting Grandmother Kris. 

Anderson Live – Though the show was going on its third season, it should never have gone past one season.  Not because I don’t like Anderson Cooper, I think it tainted his image.  He was a newsman and we all loved him for it.  We trusted him and thanked him for his honest reporting amongst all the tainted journalists.  His second mistake was given airtime to over the top and entertainment worthless hack sidekick that he had.  I can’t even remember his name.  All I know is he annoyed the crap out of me.

 

And the Winner is…..Kris Jenner.  This of course is the only time she will read that anywhere.  She needs to stick pimping out her family and stop trying to get a solo television career.  The only acting we want to see her do is a corpse on CSI because lying still and not talking is the only way we can tolerate her. I know I should like her because she's a lush and I love her daughter, Khloe, but I just can't do it.  My mother raised me knowing right from wrong and liking Kris Jenner as television personality is wrong on all sorts of levels.  Plus I swear she's a succubus from hell that has taken over a human.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now for some eye candy, the award for ”Hottest Chick”  The nominees are……

 

Mindy Khaling – the hot star of the Mindy Project on Fox.  She plays a great neurotic, crazy and lovable character that we have been missing since Will and Grace left us. 

 

 
 
Georgia King – the blond gorgeous star of The New Normal (sad it is cancelled).  She was beautiful thin, pregnant, crazy, sane, daughter, mother and surrogate.  The show and her character will be missed, but I'm sure we will see her in other projects real soon.

 

Lucy Liu – Elementary ----how can you go wrong with this beauty in such a great show.  She plays Watson and whoever thought that was plausible, but it is.  She is hauntingly beautiful, striking and amazing.

 

Kerry Washington – Scandal…..She is the Scandal on all levels.  She is smoking hot, talented and has this smoldering look.  She can melt anyone's heart and burn anyone's sheets.  I'm sure she is dream and desire of many straight men. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Winner is….the beautiful, amazing and lovely Kerry Washington.  She’s hot.  Her career is on fire with Scandal and Django Unchained.  Halley Berry may have competition now with Kerry Washington.

 

 

We saw my take on girls so let’s do the dudes.  The award for “Hottest Stud”  The nominees are…….

 

 

Stephen Amell – Arrow – How could you not mention this hunk of badass.  He has taken a pretty lackluster superhero and made him doable, likeable and believable.  When it was announced that he was going to be Oliver.  Comic Fan World rejoiced.  Comic Gay Fan World lusted.  He's done a great job showing the brooding side to this unsung DC hero. That is awesome…..Now if only he were gay, he would perfect.

 

Johnny Lee Miller – How could I mention Lucy Liu without pointing out her co-star?  Johnny like Stephen has brought new life to Sherlock.  He’s a recovering drug addict which speaks to many with Florence Nightingale syndrome and many with the bad boy complex.  He has made an uptight detective and made him relevant, sexy and up to date.  He's even better dare I say Robert Downey Jr.

 

JD Pardo – Speaking of bad boys, this actor brought Jason Neville from Revolution alive.  He was a bad guy, fell in love with the girl he was supposed to capture and then joined the revolution against his father. You couldn’t help falling in love with him.  He was that bad boy with a heart of gold.  He can try and capture my flag any day.  In fact, I probably would give it to him.  Congrats on the renew of the show as well.

 

Chris Messina – The funny Dr. Danny Castellano from the Mindy Project which I have talked about in past postings.  He’s simply adorable, manly and a bit of a jerk, which most women and gay men really like. He reminds me so much of some guys I had some huge crushes, which means he's one of the celebrities that look real.  He looks like a normal guy and not some fake, over plastic celebrity. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And the Winner is…..Stephen Amell.  He’s just simply the hottest.  I mean look at the picture and tell me he doesn't deserve it.  I think he may be the hottest superhero as well.

 

 

 

I will end the post with that award.  Have a great day and enjoy the Emmy’s!!!!!!

  May all your drinks be mixed well and heavily poured.