Guilty Pleasures

The Big Gay Jay Show

Hello everyone and welcome to this weeks cuss and discuss.  Lets get right to it.

 

 

 

 

 We begin with this weeks Breakdown. I have chosen for this week my Guilty Pleasure of some sorts which is Glee. 

 

 

 

The show is currently in its fourth season and I believe the creative team needs a little direction  so here I go.

 

Glee was fun and cute at the beginning.  They finally created a musical TV show that did well, wasn't completely weird and was endearing.  However, they focused on Rachel "Lea Michele" the supposed star of the show. Maybe she was the person to focus on in the beginning episodes, but characters like Santana, Kurt, Mercedes and Puck showed they should be in the limelight as well. 

 

The only character I have not liked from the beginning was the teacher, Will Shuester.  I find his character selfish, self serving and arrogant.  The most irritating part is when he starts singing with the students like he's one of them instead of their teacher.  He's just annoying and I wish he was off the show, which brings me to what needs to happen for next season. 

 

The characters that have graduated need to cease to have storylines except for guest appearances.  You want to put Rachel, Kurt and Santana in a spiff in New York then do it so you can see fall flat on its face.  It won't last.  The characters are done and we are tired of them.

 

You have successfully added a new cast that we care about and have allowed Artie, Tina, Sam, Brittany and Blaine shine on their own without the rest of the original cast.  The only original cast that you gave a good storyline to was Finn.  You have made him more interesting than any of the original cast and the natural replacement for the overacting and overrated Matthew Morrison. 

 

Though most gay men I know are in love with Blaine.  Yes, he is hot and should be all over him.  He is who he is and that is great to see, but do you really see him struggling.  He never has gone through what Kurt would go through and never will.  The reason being is because he's not as flamboyant as Kurt and has way more self confidence than Kurt did.  I am over this character.  I could care less if he ends up with Kurt or the douche bag from the Warblers or Neil Patrick Harris.  He tends to be sugary sweet and extremely annoying. He's played almost like he's better than others because of how accepting he is. 

The guy to be the new hottie of the show is Jacob Artist.  More interesting than his brother, Puck, Jake is the main love interest this time instead of the football player which is different than before. While Ryder is cute and needed in the storyline and Sam has a great bod, Jake is better actor, dancer and vocalist.  He's got the total package and we really root for him to be better than Puck and want him to stay with Marley.





While I am obsessed with Kitty because she is so deliciously evil, I can't get over the true DIVA of the show, Unique.  This character is fantastic whether we are seeing Wade or Unique.  This is a force vocally and dramatically to be reckoned. Unique is a hurricane of talent, attitude and gorgeousness.  I have watched "The Boogie Shoes" video on you tube over and over.  It was also the first song I ever downloaded from ITunes from Glee.  Unique rules as the most interesting character currently on Glee 

The newer cast are more interesting and fresh.  The only ones from the original cast that is worth keeping is Sue and Finn.  I would much rather Finn continue with Glee Club during after school hours and go to a local college during the day to get his teacher's degree.  This means Will and Emma can move somewhere else.  Sue and Finn can continue the battle.  Santana, Rachel and Kurt can stay in New York.  The rest of the original cast can continue on where ever they are.  However, I see this show only continuing for a couple of more years so they all better get ready for the journey to end.

 

 

 My next guilty Pleasure is my Belle of the Ball.  My diva to pinpoint this week is going to be a bit odd.  I am going to reveal that I occasionally watch the Real Housewives of Wherever.  I have enjoyed Atlanta, New York, Orange County, Beverly Hills, New Jersey and Washington DC.  There is only one housewife that I want to have dinner with.  There is only one housewife that I wish I was her "gay" best bud.  My favorite is Caroline Manzo.

The "Godmother" of Real Housewives of New Jersey.  She is very family oriented which is fantastic to see.  She doesn't blame Bravo or producers or anyone else if she is not shown in a flattering way.  If she loses it, she owns it and moves one.  She's a great friend and has your back as long as you aren't doing anything stupid or hurting her family.  She's the best and, if she wants new gay bff, I'm available for her. I'm also not going to be those Atlanta queens who became friends with them to get on TV.  Whether I am on TV or not, I would love to have a friendship with my favorite housewife, Caroline Manzo.

 

Time for some  questions.......Tell me what your answers would be in the comments section!  The questions come from page 240 of "The Big Book of If" by Evelyn McFarlane and James Saywell

 

 

1) If you were to have some one's autograph tattooed somewhere on your body, whose would it be, and where would it be?

 

I would want any tattoo on the area least likely to hurt and least likely to be seen, so that would mean my butt cheek.  It would have to be the autograph of my favorite male actor, Matt Damon.

 

2) If you could rename any sports team, which would you pick, and what would you rename it?

 

I'm old school and I like sports teams named after warriors or animals.  I would change Sporting KC to the KC Coyotes.

 

3) If you could add one required course to the present school system, what would it be?

 

I'm torn on this one.  I believe there are a lot of things missed in our present school system.  I know that everyone would like their kids to go to college, but that future is not for all members of society.  I would like to see a Life Class...teaching people how to finds a place to live, how to fill out applications for apartments, how to build a resume, how to interview for a job, how to apply for a loan (student, car, home and so on), how to balance a bank account, how to comparison shop, how to budget and how to increase their skills through traditional education and non-traditional education.

 

4) If you could revise the income tax system, what would you propose?

 

This the easiest one for me.  I think there should be a flat 10% tax across the board regardless of income level.

 

 

 

It is time for the BEEF CAKE!

 

My current obsession and guilty pleasure to view is the a doctor on comedy series that I find written well and very funny.  This would be the Mindy Project on Fox.  The show has a great cast and, yes, I do have lust for men from India and the Middle East and since the lead character is of Indian descent, I was hoping for some hot Indian guys.  One did come on the show as her brother, but even is dark skin tone and his dark deep set eyes didn't turn me away from Chris Messina, who plays Dr. Danny Castellano.

Chris Messina is very attractive.  He has that All-American next door boy type of look.  He doesn't look like the quarterback of the football team or the prom king or lead in every performance or the president of the chess club.  He has a look that is very much approachable.  He looks like he could be your best friend. and bud.  He looks like the type of guy that would ask you out.  He looks real and attainable.  That is very sexy by itself.

He has been in many productions.  He's isn't brand new to the scene.  You may remember him from Six Feet Under, Julie & Julia and Damages.  You can see him naked in "28 Hotel Rooms".  It is full frontal nudity which for a man is rare.  He doesn't have anything to be ashamed of at all.  He has a nice butt and pleasant to view body.  He is just very extremely nice to see.  I seriously would make him my next ex-boyfriend. 

 

 

Last but certainly not least  Movie Review

 

 Great animation, great storyline, great acting and fun!

 

Disappointing acting, horrible script, not worth the money

The movie should be called GI Joe: Death of a Franchise.

 

 

There you go kids.  May all your drinks be mixed well and heavily poured.

 

 

Big Gay Jay

 

 

"Sex is like snow" and other thoughts 03/24/2013

The Big Gay Jay Show

 

 

 

 

Hello all of my avid readers....which since this is my second post will probably be two of you.  It is great to be back with you to share my insight and opinions.  Remember commentary is my opinion and not fact, though I may think it is.  Please feel free to add comments and suggestions after you read.  I greatly appreciate all feedback and may or may not listen to you, but at least you got to say your peace of mind about my inner thoughts.

 

 

 Let us start by diving in the pool of Strange News. I was surfing for material this week I came across two articles that tickled my funny bone and made me shake my head. There are some real wingdingers out there, but these are the two I liked the most.

 

1st from the website "The Week", I found the following article.

 

A Kentucky teen was charged with disorderly conduct for falsely yelling "bingo" in a bingo hall. District Judge Douglas Grothaus likened 18-year-old Austin Whaley's prank to yelling "fire" in a crowded theater, and ordered the teen not to say the word "bingo" for six months. "People take their bingo very seriously," the judge said.

Are you kidding me?  Really?  How do you enforce this ruling?  Do you hire a police officer just to follow the young man around?  I am all for making today's youth realize that there are consequences to their actions, but isn't this a bit odd and unrealistic.  Wouldn't he learn his lesson if you made him do community service like calling out BINGO Numbers at the local Nursing Home or serving food at a local soup kitchen?  I don't know if I find it funny that someone actually got in trouble for deliberately yelling a false "BINGO" or because the judge actually took it serious and gave some bogus ruling setting one of the dumbest precedents I have ever heard. 

 

2nd from "NPR", I found a telling yet disturbing statistic.  I just got the first couple of paragraphs because it just makes me shake my head.  I recommend going to the site and reading the full article.

 

Mobile phones have become ubiquitous across Africa and Asia, but lowly toilets haven't.

Right now, 6 billion people around the world have cellphones. But only 4.5 billion people have access to a clean commode, the United Nations said Thursday.

That leaves more than 2.5 billion people without a safe place to use the bathroom and more than a million resorting to going out in the open. Both practices, needless to say, can take a deadly toll on communities by dirtying water supplies and spreading diseases.

Okay...I understand I was lucky enough to have been born in the United States and I was raised with indoor plumbing, air conditioning, McDonald's, television and so on and so forth.  I understand that cleanliness is a healthy way to live.  My mother is still trying to bore in my head that I would feel better if my room didn't look like a tornado hit it.  It is sad that there is a good many people in the world that quite frankly don't have a bodily waste removal system other than their closest stream. 

 

 I will never swim in a lake, drink from a spring or  go floating on a river without some kind of antiseptic, antibiotic or...  I do have a flask of vodka with me most times and that should kill most bacteria right?....I guess I'm good.  Potty On 2.5 billion!!!

 

 Here are some funny quotes.

 Billy Crystal, "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”

Anonymous,“Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last”

Anthony Hopkins, “I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette.” - I like this regimen.

This Weeks Belle of the Ball is beautiful, fun and entertaining Kelly Osbourne. 

Who knew several years ago that the Gothic/Emo, vulgar, oddball child of Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne would grow up to be such a sophisticated young woman?  She is simply gorgeous and probably one of only a few younger ladies I find completely mesmerizing and fascinating.  She has really solidified herself as television personality thanks to her current job on "Fashion Police", her love for fashion and her unique style that shows the hard rock and roll child paired with the beautiful, soft sophisticated woman.  I love her and see great things in the future for this young style icon.

 I promise next weeks blog will not have Joan Rivers ( who I adore) or Guiliana Rancic (who is stunning) or Fashion Police.  I promise. I swear.

 New Segment....Called HUH?!?!?!?!

This segment is too pose a question to my audience to hopefully get a plausible solution to why such silliness happens or continues.
 

 Here is my silliness.  Why do the Networks not give a new show a chance to survive before they axe it?  Followers and supporters of Family Guy brought this great gem back from the ashes.  Have you even talked to a fan of Firefly?  Talk about a missed opportunity for the next great franchise.  To join Firefly on TV Cancellation Island are a few new shows which have people talking.  If no one else, I am talking about them.

Zero Hour....Why even start a series like this if you don't plan on completely at least one full season?  You got me enthralled in the story of Nazi's, Armageddon, doppelgangers, clones and so on.  Anthony Edwards as usual turned in a fantastic performance.  I also know that the word of mouth was just starting to get people interested in the whole process.  However, because of low ratings and a horrible time slot, it has been axed.

Last Resort...I have plenty of friends who are invested in this show and really liked it.  I can't comment on the plot or acting skills, because it wasn't my thing.  However, I have friends (and yes, they are real) who really miss this show and feel let down by the network because they didn't give it a real chance.








Partners....Was it the best show on TV?  No, it wasn't.  Was writing spectacular?  It was okay and getting better and better each episode.  The cast was fun and interesting.  They were quirky, fun to watch and, with a little bit of a writing tweak, I believe would have been the Next Will & Grace.  Hire me....I will write for it and bring it back from the Island of Misfit Programming.

Lastly, If you don't know by now, I am competition reality show whore.  I love Survivor, Amazing Race, Big Brother and so on.  This love is why I was so excited for The Job.  It was hosted by Lisa Ling and it pitted five potential new hires in a certain field against one another.  It wasn't claw your eyes out, back stabbing, trash talking behavior, which is why it probably didn't last.  The five potential candidates worked a day the company doing the hiring, defended the decisions they made, were tested by the potential company and grilled about the business and their resume.  Also there were three competitor companies in the same field who could offer a position to any of the candidates and steal them from the main company hiring.  I really enjoyed it.  It would just taken a few more hard hitting questions and tweak in the selection process and I think it would have been a hit.  Again call me and will fix it.

Why do they not give these and other shows a chance?  It is because of the Nielsen ratings.  A ratings system adapted from Radio for Television.  The data is collected by a device connected to the televisions of certain homes.  I have never met anyone who are one of these people nor have I ever been asked to be one of these people.  My opinion is this is an antiquated system of data gathering.  I watch a lot of items through Hulu, the Network's website, record them on my DVR and so on.  There are so many ways to watch programming now that I strongly believe that the Nielsen rating system either needs to be revamped to include such criteria or scrapped and new one replace it.



 

Since I am on a roll, I will go to this weeks BREAK DOWN. 

 

 

I will continue with the next generation like I did with Belle of the Ball.  When thinking of young people that could use my guidance, I came across many who could use a guiding hand.  So I picked the one that concerns me the most because his star is burning the brightest.  Ladies and Gentlemen, let us discuss my favorite singing lesbian,  Justin Bieber.  I joke, but, lets get real, he looks like most young lesbians I know and have known.  He's copied their look not the other way around.  But I digress.

 

The Biebs, as most people want to call him, has had a rash of incidents lately.  It is hard to remember that he is just a teenager because he's been in the limelight for a very long time.  I realize that I am not his demographic and I actually think it is gross when I hear gay men and straight woman my age talk in appropriately about what they would do Justin.  Beyond that, his recent decisions and comments concern me.

 

Biebs look.  Are most people jealous of you?  I would say yes.  Do they want to get a rise out of you?  I would say yes.  It must be difficult to go through puberty in front of the whole world today.  You can't fart without some news whore commenting on it least of all go through a break up.  Most of the outburst you have had I can chalk it up to being immature and being a 19 yr old boy. I say boy  not out of disrespect or being funny but because any real man will admit that we don't really grow up until after 40. 

However, this excerpt is kind of offensive "I’m 19 with 5 number one albums, 19 and I’ve seen the whole world. 19 and I’ve accomplished more than I could’ve ever dreamed of. I’m 19 and it must be scary to some people to think that this is just the beginning." I get it you are trying to defend yourself, but you don't need to do it.  Your success should speak for itself without you adding a voice to it.  I just don't want this clingy, bitchy, tear some down so we can stomp on them world bring you to bad places.

 

The last thing I do want to say is common decency goes a long way.  I know you do a lot of things for your fans and I respect you for that measure.  However, being 2 hours late to a concert or moving a concert from city to another at a moments noticed and kind of blowing it off or making excuses doesn't cut it.  These fans are the reason have been able to do all of the above.  You should just apologized and not said another word so again no could use to try and tear you down.

That is my sit down with the Biebs.  I put some pics up so you can drool.  I hope your happy.

 

Time for my

 PRIME CHOICE

BEEF of the WEEK.

Most people would say isn't the Biebs enough beef

I will try not to drool too much.  I just know that I could lick his chest.  Yes, I said what you were thinking.  I could and would run my tongue up and down his breastbone and over six pack.  Oh my...Hot Flash just came on.

 

Besides the obvious sculpted body and display of manliness in this film.  He shows his incredible talent in the romantic comedy, "Playing for Keeps".  He played a SCILF(Soccer Coach I'ld Like to F*#!) and who wouldn't take him home.  

 

Recently, he is Olympus Has Fallen about terrorists (I think) taking over the White House and holding our beloved Aaron Ekhart (president) as hostage.  A lot of critics are calling the film Die Hard in the White House, but who cares it looks like fun and I get to see the hotness of Gerard Butler.

 

If you want to see his films, check out the following Phantom of the Opera, Mrs. Brown, Dracula 2000 and Lara Croft Tomb Raider: the Cradle of Life just to mention a few.  He is a good actore but he is so good to look at as well.

 

 

In closing, let me give you tease for next week, I've decided my breakdown will be Glee.  I will give you up front and personal taste of the life that is Big Gay Jay.  I will have more beef to share.  But here's the last segment which is new........

 

 

Here are my answer to some of the if questions from my favorite book, "The Big Book of If" by Evelyn McFarlane and James Saywell.

1) If you were to be granted one wish, what would it be?

 That my son and his fiance would have a comfortable, happy and long life together to the end of their days.

2) If you could spend one whole night alone with anyone in the world who is currently alive, who would you select?

It doesn't say what we will be doing so that would be a big factor of who I would pick.  With that said, I would want someone who would have fun, drink and possibly turn to a little hanky panky.  My pick would be James Franco

 3) If you could spend one whole night with anyone in history, who would you chose?

 A lot of people might say Jesus, Albert Einstein, Mohammad, Moses, William Shakespeare any of the great minds and religious leaders of the past.  I would want Alexander the Great. I would ask about his conquests and life....what is true and what is a myth.

I am extremely interested in the Greek Era.  Alexander was one of the key people of this era.  He conquered his known world and did most things by the time he died at the age of 33.  Course, it doesn't hurt that he was so suppose to be very attractive and possibly gay.





4) If you could physically transport yourself to any place in the world at this moment, where would you go?

It is currently snowing and I want to live somewhere tropical.  I fell in love with San Jose Costa Rica the moment I landed in 2011 so I would want to be transported to San Jose Costa Rica

Tell me what would your answers be.

There you go folks....Blog of the week.  May all your drinks be mixed well and heavily poured.

Big Gay Jay



What the F*#$?!?!?! He's Back!!!!

 

The Big Gay Jay Show!!!

 

 

Thanks to my friend, Mike Sullivan.  I have a caricature of me to head up my new blog, "The Big Gay Jay Show."  I'm very excited to be doing this yet again and hopefully will be moving to a new VLog as well.  However, sadly enough there will not be puppets this time around.  For those of you that don't know about the puppet show, it's best you don't ask.

So lets get this started with Movies!!!

1st up is Identity Theft.  Everyone knows by now that Jason Bateman's identity has been stolen by Melissa McCarthy because of Jason Bateman's characters unisex name, which is used successfully in many jokes.  The movie is very funny and at times has its touchy feely points.  The whole theater was out loud laughing, not snickering or quietly chuckling, but knee slapping laugh to you cry laughing.  The writing and delivery is really done well.

Now for the stars of the film....

 Jason Bateman turns in a stellar performance as this prim do-gooder guy that just wants his life back in its neat tidy little box. His straight man delivery is fantastic and his characters growth in the film is  spot on.  I strongly believe that Jason Bateman's talents are not being utilized to its full potential by Hollywood which is sad for Hollywood and bad for us viewers.

Melissa McCarthy turns in yet again a great and funny performance.  She borders on the line of being kind of predictable, but though her characters may be similar in certain ways, she really puts a spin on them that makes each on unique.  She does a great job transforming this character from a devil may care bad girl to someone you want to invite over for dinner.  I would just recommend watching your throat, if you've seen the movie you will know what I mean.

2nd, we have Oz the Great and Powerful.  This is the story of the Wizard of Oz before he landed in OZ.  It begins in black and white and moves into color like the "Wizard of OZ" of 1939.  It shows how the Wizard transforms this world and gives reason to the Wicked Witch of the West and why everyone wants her dead, which honestly in the 1939 film, I never knew why she should be killed except that she was wicked and wanted those darn ruby slippers.  Though some believe it lasted too long in black and white, I really liked the film and didn't want it to stop.  In fact, I may be in a minority, but I liked it better than the 1939 "Wizard of OZ" and hope they remake that film very soon.

Now for the stars of the film....

Class acts of the film were Mila Kunis who was amazing and fantastic as Theodora.  She really showed her naivety and power all at the same time.  Rachel Weicz as Evanora was masterful and deliciously entertaining.  However the best of the best were the China Doll and Finley, the flying monkey, voiced by Joey King and Zach Braff respectively.  They both delivered some of the greatest lines and most touching moments of the film.

In my opinion, Michelle Williams and James Franco turn in OK performances and seem to be the most lack luster of the cast.  Don't get me wrong, they were good.  They just weren't spectacular and with the rest of the cast, the artwork, costumes, sets and graphics, they should have all been spectacular.


The last move is The Call. Halle Berry plays a 911 operator that has probably one of the worse calls that someone could ever have, which forces her to be gun shy about getting back on the phones.  As things play out, she is put in the same situation again and is forced to work past her anxiety to save the life of a kidnapped victim played by Abigail Breslin.

The movie is pretty predictable.  There is a nice little twist at the end.  No matter that it was predictable, the film does what it is suppose to do.  You are suppose to be a little on edge and transformed from your world and implanted in the film.  It meets that requirement very well.

Now the stars....

Halle Berry is good and I like seeing her in some action films.  She's not masculine and not over muscled.  She has this air as a girly girl that I can't do the rough stuff and then flips it on you and shows she can kick butt along with the best of them. 

Abigail Breslin has grown up.  I'm very excited to see what else Abigail has in store for us in her amazing acting career because in this you felt her fear, struggle and hope.

This leads me to my Belle of the Ball.  The woman I want to showcase this week is Abigail Breslin.  Who would have thought that the awkward quirky little girl full of spunk from "Little Miss Sunshine" would grow into such a beautiful young lady.  She is absolutely stunning.

Beyond that, I believe she steals the movie in "The Call" from gorgeous Halle Berry.  Abigail really sank her teeth into the this character and seemed to really go into some dark places to pull that fear and feeling of hope against a monster.  She was quite brilliant. 

However, this should come as no surprise after Oscar nominated performance in  "Little Miss Sunshine", her touching performance in "My Sister's Keeper" and her heartwarming performance in "Definitely Maybe".  There is more to come and I can't wait.



Since we had the Belle of the Ball, I must take a moment to talk about My Choice of Beef.    This being my first blog back on the net, I must showcase my particular main man, Matt Damon.  I know he doesn't have any movie currently out nor is he in the news.  He hasn't won any awards like his bud, Ben.  He's just smoking hot. 

Matt Damon is on e of those actors I think is akin to Paul Newman or Robert Redford.  He's very attractive and makes you believe he is the character he's portraying.  Even though Jeremy Renner was in the Bourne Legacy and did well, he's no Jason Bourne and can't wait for another Bourne movie with both Damon and Renner in it.  Not sure my heart could take it with that much gorgeousness on the screen, but I will mustard through it so please make it.

My inexplicable love affair with Matt began with "School Ties".  I like a clean cut bad boy.  If you haven't seen the film, rent it or netflix it or whatever.  I grew to love him even more with "Chasing Amy", "Courage Under Fire", "Good Will Hunting" and "Dogma".  However, it was solidified when he played one of my all time favorite films "The Talented Mr Ripley" where he was just simply amazing.  You felt his awkwardness and need and desire to cling to his new found life.  It was sad, gripping and amazingly done.  The whole cast of that film was amazing, but Matt Damon was as close to perfect as an actor could be.

Though I know he is married to Luciana Barroso and I wish them all the happiness in the world, I would just hope she would keep me in mind if she gets tired of him.  I will gladly take him off her hands for a few years, months, weeks, days or hours....whatever the case may be.

In my life the are a few great wants and desires, Number One would be a wonderful loving and caring husband.  Number Two would be to experience new cultures and great food around the world.  Another important one is a great drink.  Below is my Cocktail recipe for the week......
 

The mix of blue and white liqueurs produces a pale blue base for the Easter Egg Cocktail. Top it off by floating half-and-half over the liquers in a short glass and you've got yourself a liquid Easter egg

Ingredients:

• 1 oz blue curacao
• 1 oz white creme de cacao
• Half and half

Preparation:

1. Pour the blue curaçao and crème de cacao over ice cubes in an old fashioned glass 
2. Float the half-and-half on top to taste.

YUMMY!!  Have enough and you will see the Eaaster Bunny!!!

On to our 1st Breakdown!


One might wonder what a breakdown is.  I take one celebrity and try to give some good ole advice from my point of view.  It can be for a celebrity that is in a world of hurt or one that I think just needs swift kick in the ass.  Here we go for some more fun.

I am a huge fan of E Networks Fashion Police.  I am in no way a fashionesta especially when I like sweats, shorts and t-shirts, but I know what I like when I see it.  Plus being an avid viewer of Project Runway and Fashion Star should give me some fashion cred.  I like seeing the styles and hearing the usual four discuss and give pretty good fashion advice.  With that said, I have one problem with the show and it is George Kotsiopoulos.

Don't get me wrong, I think he's very hot and, after I am done dating Matt Damon, I will give George a twirl as well.  He's always well put together which bodes well for him since he is stylist.  He's got my style, looks and fashion taste in his little pinkie than I do in my whole body.  My problem is that he is too nice to every look.  He says things are on trend, which I am taking as that means they don't like it.  The same way when you tell someone their hair is unique or one of a kind means please change it quick.  Another of his famous sayings is that if they wore to this event or that event, it would look good, but not at this event.  That is like saying that dress would look good on Drew Barrymore when you are talking to Cameron Diaz so it must look horrible on her.

I think he tries to be nicey nicey so he doesn't offend any potential client.  I have to applaud him for protecting his brand.  However, he does a disservice to the Joan Rangers by being so mamby pamby with his critiques.  Stop being so nice.  Being real doesn't mean you have to be vile, but you have to be truthful, which I believe you hold back a lot.

In closing, grow a pair.  Don't worry about what those starlets and himbos think of you.  Give them good advice and you will see your styling career will continue to flourish.  I would hire you except I don't think you style for Jabba the Hut size people and seriously what can you do with sweats and t-shirts.

Here's my rant one of my biggest pet peeves.....

Shut the hell up when you are in a theater watching a movie!!!!!  It is rude.  By you talking to your neighbor, asking them who the actor is, pointing out the flaw you just saw and so on and so forth, you break the illusion for everyone around you.  You now have become selfish, rude and childish.  Only children who don't know any better can get away with this crap, everyone else needs to be an adult and show common courtesy to keep all your comments and questions at the end of the film.  Think about that the next time you go into a theater and you have the urge to ask your neighbor "Wasn't she in that one movie?"


There you go folks....Blog of the week.  Until next week, may all your drinks be mixed well and heavily poured.

Big Gay Jay